July 24, 2007
- Distance 3.00 miles
Since I now live in Portland, it is apparently REQUIRED that I ride a bike sometimes. I'm still terrified of bikes, so we're starting small. 1.5 miles each way to IHOP. Mmm cornbread pancakes. That's incentive.
I bought a shiny red helmet. It makes me look like I should be wearing a helmet even indoors. But that's ok. I'll put flames on it and then no one will be able to stop me.
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Excellent color choice! According to Will, red makes you go faster and I suggest you keep the helmet to go with your suit and high heels.
Wait, I don't want to go FASTER! I bought a giant rollerskating helmet so I would go SLOWER!
Great. Now I'm doomed! The flames are just supposed to give the illusion of speed! I don't want ACTUAL speed!
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