• Distance 1.20 miles
  • Time 00:18:00
  • Average Speed 4.00 mph

Tags: treadmill

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Running

April 10, 2006

Posted at 09:42 PM
  • Distance 1.60 miles
  • Time 00:20:00
  • Average Speed 4.80 mph

Tags: treadmill

I am weak and slow.

Why couldn't this site have existed a year ago when I was in 5x better shape?

I might die before I can actually run again.

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mattcomroe's avatar
mattcomroe star says,

perhaps joshua could rig up some sort of dangling donut on a string in front of the treadmill?

firepile's avatar
firepile star says,

That might work. But I'm still limited by this herniated disc that my physical therapist prodded horribly for an hour this morning ("manipulated" she says).

But this donut you mention... only sweetens the deal.

Kam's avatar
Kam star says,

Deep fried banana sandwich?

firepile's avatar
firepile star says,

I don't need incentive to VOMIT!

will's avatar
will star says,

Stop making up the herniated disc stuff, you're just trying to get high paying keywords to show up for Josh. We're onto you!!

firepile's avatar
firepile star says,

I wish that were true! (I even clicked on the ad that claimed it was the best neurosurgery center in the NW. Because at this rate I'm gonna need it!)

Today my physical therapist thought it would be cool to pretty much bring me to tears by trying to stick her fingers between my vertabrae and then following the shooting nerve pain down my leg with as much force as she could muster. I limped the rest of the day.

Hence my lack of an entry for today!

Kam's avatar
Kam star says,

You need a site that keeps track of how many doctors you see and how much pain they can cause!

firepile's avatar
firepile star says,

Yeah, it's like a contest now.

The doctor for my back is definitely winning right now though. She broke me so badly my back has been spasming all week. I'm terrified to see her next Tuesday!

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